HBP

Quotes

The Pointy-Haired Boss: Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled!
- Dilbert.

Michael: Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Lucas: All right Warren, let's take a look at what you stole; rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Houston.
Warren: It's for my girlfriend, okay?
Lucas: Sure it is.
- Empire Records

Cale: Maybe I've been wrong all these years, and it's taken your inspiring speech to make me see it. You've really changed me. It's beautiful. I think we've gotta hug.
- Titan A.E.

Will Smith: I think the thing that's holding the hat on is too long. It just unsettles me. I think he strangles people with it. He's the hat killer. [Demonstrates strangling, coupled with an odd 'ARGH!' noise.] That's what he does. [Beat.] Look, he's not reacting, he's definitely a serial killer.
Bill Bailey: And the if it made into a newspaper article, it would end with, 'before turning the hat on himself.'
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks, S19E02

Shigure: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
- Fruits Basket

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem.
- Pushing Daisies

Sokka: [While hallucinating.] Who lit Toph on fire?
- Avatar

Sokka: [While hallucinating.] It's a giant MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly!
- Avatar

Zuko: [looking at a map.] How am I going to find the Avatar? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Sokka: [cut to him, looking at the same map, talking to Aang.] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
- Avatar

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
- Avatar

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...
- Avatar

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.
- Avatar

[Sokka has been temporarily paralysed.]
Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back!
[Part of a wall collapses on him.]
Sokka: Ow.
- Avatar


Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?
- Avatar

The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
[Pause.]
The Boulder: The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!
- Avatar

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.
- Avatar

Gene Hunt: He's dead. That's quite serious.
- Life on Mars

Toph: It feels like an avalanche, but also... not like an avalanche.
Sokka: Your powers of perception are frightening.
- Avatar

Uryuu: Did you eat paint chips as a child?
- Bleach

Byakuya: You are slow, even when falling.
- Bleach

Ichigo: The world is still rotating without Rukia. That's so weird.
- Bleach

Kakashi (to Naruto): Compared to the others, you're a little weird.
- Naruto

Kakashi: ... until you get used to it. Ready?
Naruto: I'm more than ready! This is gonna be no sweat all the way, believe it! Remember what you said, Sensei, I'm the one who's grown the most!
Kakashi: You're certainly the one who talks the most, now get focussed and do it!
- Naruto

[Tamaki is day dreaming about Haruhi falling in love with him.]
Honey: He must be having a great day dream.
Hikaru: He's kind of creeping me out.
- Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki: Mum! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru: 'Mum' being...?
Kyouya: Position-wise... probably me.
- Ouran High School Host Club

[upon seeing Wolfwood stranded and lying in the desert]
Bus driver: That's one heck of a well-prepared dead guy.
- Trigun

Dylan Moran (on nostalgia): I hate it when people are all "Oh, Mars Bar, three dollars. I remember when it was one-" What? What do you remember?! F***ING SLAVERY!
- What It Is

Lyrical Goodness

'I'll love you like I love you when I die...'
- Land of Talk, Some Are Lakes

'Stay right there 'cause I want to watch you taking off that morning- and putting on your midnight-smile for me...'
- The Potbelleez, Don't Hold Back

'The trouble with trouble is you had a good time; you knew what you were doin' at the scene of the crime...'
- MxPx, Emotional Anarchist

'How quickly lust can pretend it's love...'
- Emery, So Cold I Could See My Breath

'If looks could kill, I'd be in trouble right now. Time stands still when you're around...'
- The Living End, White Noise

'Your tongue is sharp, but I miss the taste of it...'
- Peter, Bjorn and John, The Chills